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BFP is usually short for "Big Fucking Psomething". But in referring to relationships, it's a play on words for BFF, "Best Friends Forever". BFP is "Best Friends for Pleasure". Similar to FWB "Friends with Benefits" but better friends and better benefits. FWB is usually a temporary situation, where BFP is more permanent. Like someone in an open relationship might have a BFP. They are your go-to people you trust for regularly having group sex.
That 3-way was the most amazing thing ever, so we're upgrading you from our Gym Buddy to a BFP relationship.
A relationship where everything is one sided. Only one person in the relationship is initiating things and moving the relationship forward. The relationship only goes one way, like a train, nothing is ever returned.
Yeah, I just got out of a “Railroad Relationship.” She would just wait for me to do EVERYTHING. I couldn’t take it anymore.
a brief but important and beautiful relationship; the break up is usually mutual
Alex: Yeah me and Reagan just broke up. It was an eclipse relationship. It didn’t last forever but it was amazing.
When a relative of yours fucks you over in a business deal
Me and my cousin have an incestuous business relationship. I work for his construction company and he always fucks me over with the pay.
partners who are separated from contact, with one partner transmitted to check up on the other weekly/ bi-weekly while the others provides satisfactory, such as saying they miss you, showing you them with their partner normally and sexually, and both keeping a healthy distance
They have a take care relationship, don’t get involved
partners who are separated from contact, with one partner transmitted to check up on the other weekly/ bi-weekly while the others provides satisfactory, such as saying they miss you, showing you them with their partner normally and sexually, and both keeping a healthy distance
They have a take care relationship, don’t get involved
Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!
Bill: I tried dating some chick I met at Target the other day but it turned out to be a dude and he hit me in the eye with his dick!
Ralph: I told you to stop going out and having those effing damn McDonald's relationships!
Bill: We get married next week...