The opposite of motion in the ocean
"damn son Im more of a quiver in the river, than a motion in the ocean."
To feel like you were getting close to someone and then you find something out about them that is deceitful.
He was so sweet and I bought it. Now I'm done. I see you. Don't be sad, it's your fault- go cry me a river.
It's like a Cleveland Steamer but with saran wrap.
When I hang out with Jahrel, we always take a trip down the hot chocolate river.
when one partner defecates in another's mouth so that he/she can give the defecator a blowjob
she was totally incapable of continuing to supply me with dirty rivers after i punched her in the jaw real hard.
Replacing your best friend for a new friend and having your new friends steal your girlfriend.
Danny: Hey what happened to Eric?
Jose: Eric got rivered! He stopped hanging out with us in order to hang with this new guy who then stole his girl.
Danny: Damn, that foo got rivered bad.
If somebody does something autistic it's a river moment
Hey billy that was a real river moment huh
yeah john it was
When a man, standing naked in a river, has a large enough erection to breach the surface of the water in the form of a large sea serpent.
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Jack has a River Dragon! i can see the head!