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Second hand gay is when your girlfriend tries to kiss you after giving you a blowjob. Second hand gay will only apply to you if you actually kiss her back.
Noah: My girlfriend sucked my dick last night and tried to kiss me.
John: Please don't tell me you actually kissed her!
Noah: Yea I did. Whats wrong with that?
John: Dude thats second hand gay!
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As second-hand smoke comes from smokers, 'second-hand snot' comes from sneezers. It can be more disgusting especially if it clings to clothing or hair like cigarette smoke does.
Turn away when you sneeze, you're getting second-hand snot all over the food!
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Strange concoction drawn up one night at the pubs, where we wanted an irish car bomb but had Molson instead of guinness.
In spite of this we persevered, and threw a shot of jameson into our mugs. It went down smoother than a french girl with aids.
LOL, hey look joey, pass me a fuckin irish car bomb? what, were stupid drunk bastards? ok, second cup bombs.
I'm feeling like a separatist today, i think i'll have a second cup bomb.
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The nationally acknowledged time in which after leaving a seat unoccupied it is then acceptable for people to take your seat, usually in a pub or somewhere which has a variety of good chairs and bad chairs. Any attempt to do so before this is an illegal move and that person will have to leave the seat. Although this rule is acceptable amongst your group you are sat with, any attempt to utilise this rule with strangers is not seen as a good idea.
Ahmed "What you doin lad? That is my seat."
Swann "3 second rule. You were at the bar for 5 minutes."
Ahmed "Ah fair play mate. I'll just sit here instead then."
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A shitty boyband. They themselves aren't bad, but it is their unbearable fangirls who will deny to the grave that 5 seconds of summer is a boyband. The main argument is that they play their own instruments so that disqualifies them from boyband status, which of course is false. Also more annoying is the imaginary link that has been made with this boyband, and real punk rock bands. They and their fanbase like to wear classic punk rock t-shirts, although most of them have no fucking idea what they are wearing.
Fangirl: "I love 5 Seconds of Summer!!!"
Me: "Do you also love The Misfits, since you are wearing the Crimson Ghost?"
Fangirl: "Isn't The Misfits a clothing brand?"
Me: "Please take off that shirt and proceed to set yourself on fire."
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Variants include the three, five, or seven second rule, but rarely further than that.
Refers to the ammount of time a person must be out of their seat before it becomes avaliable for others to steal
*Person 1 gets out of seat*
Person 2: Ten second rule!
*Person 2 collapses smugly into seat. Person 1 may choose to comment upon the sexual orientation of Person 2's mother at this time*
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Just another name for r/WallStreetBets
I lost money taking my investment advice from my Wifes Second Boyfriend.
Really, by time the Wifes Second Boyfriend yells about a stock, you're usually too late to do anything about it.
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