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A “early college” high school located deep between GhettoWood and JunkieValley, the football players push piya sticks up each other’s asses. im not sure how we call the teachers teachers. not to mention previous faculty members have been fired from having chew in their lips during school hours. most of the students vape or smoke weed. the upper class men are heavily given too many get out of jail cards. waste valley is also know for its very HORNY kids just like the other schools but we take it one extra step we have a “Virginity Tree” if you fuck on school grounds you take your shoes you fucked in and throw them up into the tree, the teachers clearly know about this and do nothing..like the fucking tree is right where we all get out shity lunch that’s not even fit for a dog. you can find some cool people but it’s few and slim.
wannabe gangster - do you go to west valley high school?
stoners - nahh we go to waste valley
ps. Masson S. and Ben B. are pussies
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Metea Valley High school or MVHS is the newest additon to the 204 district high schools, Nequa and Waubonsie
It features only Freshman and Sophmores in it's first year and looks to decimate the other high schools..mainly in sports..mainly..
It is the only school in District 204 to have Astro-turf for Track
Metea student: Hey what school you go to?
Nequa student: Nequa
Waubonsie student: Waubonsie
Metea student: I go to Metea Valley High School
Waubonsie and Nequa students: Lucky!
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Grand Valley State University -- A school with a campus near a lake that makes it so damned cold in the winter you’ll wish you went elsewhere. The high wind and extremely cold temperatures combined with the fact that there is absolutely nothing to do there, makes those winter seasons torture.
The highlight of living in Allendale involves fighting that Lake Effect wind and making one trip to the only grocery store 30 miles away. Those without a car are stuck with one bus that goes around to downtown Grand Rapids a couple of times a day to a cross section Division and Wealthy: Division is a street that cleary was intended to divide the rich and the poor and Wealthy is an old street that is comparative to Detroit’s Cass Avenue. Rotting buildings, corporate abandonment, and there is nothing—absolutely nothing--downtown.
The surrounding culture struggles to keep its community white and clean. Many call themselves the Dutch Reform and believe they are ten times better than what is often called the urban dirt living in the city. Rich Vanandel and Dick Devos are praised again and again by this academic community as their names are part of nearly every department title within the university.
We cannot hire you because you went to Grand Valley State University.
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a really lame private, christian high school with only about 200 really lame kids. it should not even be considered a place of learning, more like a prison.
scooter: have you ever hung out with those valley lutheran high school kids?
todd: yeah they're so lame!
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A school that is not last chance but dead close. You pay a reduced rate for a college that is filled with: Regular white people, white people who hate black people, white people who do not know what the term African American is, and white people who think capitalism in Africa will solve all their problems.
Also you pay for a Police force that shoots people because they are hyped up for even a doughnut. Some parts of the school are cool. Not really. Parties. Dont exist. Why do you think they all come to schools like Michigan State to party.
Be warned the women are either stuck up or loose. No one can hold their beer down and no one knows what liquor is or how to use it. Paranoia of "getting in trouble" (OH NOES!) is everywhere. Dont think you can enjoy a party without the host telling you to not be so loud the cops are at the door or that you have to leave because you pissed off the balcony.
"Whats going on this weekend"
"My boi is having a Golf Pros GV Hoes party wanna come?"
"Naw, I think Im going to party at State."
GV Bro: " Yeah this one time I smashed a girl with 8 shots in me. Then I went back and took two more and passed out."
MSU Bro: "Cool story bro." *Smashes a fifth then fucks the GV Bros Bitch"
GV girl: "Lets drink wine."
Western Guy: "*Slap*.....Just STFU."
Freshman: "Yeah so I calculated it out and for my major LCC looks really good then I will transfer to state."
Mom/Dad: "OH GAWDDDD NO! YOU WILL GO TO Grand Valley State University"
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It's a wonderful school that restricts traditional unhealthy behaviors such as the senior cut day and April Fools prank and encourages excellence exemplified by the rigorous academic competitions and a proud-worthy API score of 907. It is known for a cooperative administration, a specialized focus on standardized tests, and active treatments to student complaints.
"Have you heard about Dougherty Valley High School?"
"Of course. I would love to go there. People set such heroic goals for themselves. What I love the most about the school is that the staff reflects the ‘Dougherty Valley High School Expected School Wide Learning Results’ beautifully by treating all people equally and not holding any bias opinions against certain individuals.”
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its a very prestigious school but then there was a very tramatic experience in the school.
During July, There was a murder at the school, it is damm sad 😔😔
“bro you want to go to river valley secondary school ah?”
“ya”
“remember to check your corners ah”
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