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When someone stays up until the early ass hours of the morning. They're running off of coffee blood, thus using the caffeine to keep themselves running at such late hours.
It is only possible to obtain coffee blood once you have stayed up passed three in the morning for four consecutive days.
The first discovery of Coffee Blood (or Caffeinated Blood) was back in the early 20s when people were often found staying up late without necessary reason.
Throughout the following decades, the infected race (Caffeinate Coagulus) was recorded to consist mostly of teenagers and young adults.
Now, in more recent studies, it still seems that the age group has not changed. However, there are some outliers in younger or older age groups that have relevant reasons for staying up after such a late hour of the morning.
Doctor: "It seems that our patients have Coffee Blood."
Assistant: "The following patients: Miranda, Martha, Kristen, Ry, Becca, Cidra, James, Alycia, Brian, Shannon, Andrew, and Sarah all seem to be having symptoms, sir."
Doctor: "Dammit! Why can't we find a cure for this?!"
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Farmers, but instead of crops, they grow people. For eatin'.
Hey guys, be on the lookout for blood farmers.
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Its a blood nugget. Can be used as an extremely offensive insult. Be careful who you nugget.
"Margery, get your blood-nugget off the table!"
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A phrase, the incorrect use of which, proves Sarah Palin is a complete idiot.
Sarah Palin didn't bother to look up the definition of "blood libel" before quoting it to the masses.
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A phrase that explains the conflict between who/what you are and what you want: "blood" being your bloodline, family, what you were meant to do; "chocolate" being your desires in life that you should not be having.
In the movie "Blood and Chocolate", the protagonist is a werewolf who falls in love with a human. She is conflicted by her duties to her family and her desire to be with the human.
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A substance of mysterious origins, most likely drawn from the veins of a certain unemployed actor who thrives on an epic "#winning" lifestyle which includes "banging 7 gram rocks" with blazing machetes while fornicating with his polygamous harem on the roof while addressing the "losing" trolls down below.
Charles thinks he is #winning due to his tiger blood.
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"Royal Blood" an archaic reference to the Illegitimate or Unwanted children of the British "upper classes".
Oh, the way that girl behaves, anyone would think she was Royal Blood.
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