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A tit mobile is a car that has feelings and likes to "drink". The tit mobiles theme song invovles the driver whispering "GOO TITT GOOO" while the passengers sing other titty songs. Tit mobiles often come in the form of PT cruisers.
" Hey wanna take a ride in the tit mobile"
" Yea! Gooo tit goooo!"
While tending a fire and a piece of wood won't sit where you want it.
Mike "why do you keep messing with the fire?". Jeff "This log keeps tit-tottering around and its pissing me off!"
When you see a half tit on a female and have to go and bash one out
J: *whispering* look, half tit
R: wow
J: sorry but I’ve got to go bash one out over that
A woman with breasts so large that if she were to crawl on her hands and knees, they would drag the ground.
"Dude, she has buffalo tits!"
A statement uttered when an abundance of cleavage has been identified.
Steve: Tits Galore!
Dave: Oh my God... You would need a snorkel to motor boat those things
When you touch the tit with any object. Hand, penis, face, brick, knife. As long as it touches the tit, you're good.
Can be a man's tit or a woman's tit.
Person one: Yo, dude! Heard that one guy got laid last night.
Person two: Yeah, apparently all he had to do was the tit touch and she was down and ready to fuck.
n. Term for a very funny joke. Makes your tits jiggle.
Ha ha! That was a real tit jiggler!