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A dickhead who will always make fun of your last name and then proceed to giggle like a little girl
"Did you see Nathan newville today?"
"Yeah, being a shitface, like usual"
To say you're going to a friends birthday party but then not turn up for no reason.
Oh man are you going to smithy's birthday? Oh nah I'm going to chuck a Nathan, I don't like that cunt.
The last person you see before you finally get up and drink the bleach you have been saving.
He is a very loveable person. He will always be there for you and is the greatest person you'll ever meet.
Can be a little crazy but that's what makes him so great.
Good morning Kieran Nathan, have a great day
A paramortal being that shows up at 3:00 am if you are "actively awake" (meaning that you are standing or moving and have many lights on). He is attracted to open windows, but poweful beings such as the gudz can ward him off by taunting him. If he catches you, DooDoo Nathan will defecate on and around you. No such case has ever been recorded yet.
"Dude, you better go to bed, unless you wanna deal with DooDoo Nathan"
"Oh no! Is it almost 3 am already?"
"2:58, hurry turn off the lights!"
Smart educated high school student. He has an amazing girlfriend. She is hot as fuck. He has a big dick. He knows how to pound you like a fucking train!!!
Nathan Mackiewicz go to the office
A Nathan Collins is the act of cumming as a girl breathes in your direction, from as close as a mile away.
It can also be used as the name for someone this happens to.
"Holy fuck dude, I messed up in maths, Jennifer glanced at me and I came all down my leg, I'm such a Nathan Collins."
"Man, I really pulled a Nathan Collins this morning, a girl was sat behind me in class, as she breathed on me, I projectile came right through my trousers, onto my desk."