black card

When you and a group of mates decide to drop everything you're doing and get "black" out drunk no matter the night or occasion. Similar to red card, each member in the friend group gets one "black card" which they can use to induce this night of heavy drinking.

"Fuck it, lets get blackout drunk, im dropping my black card"
"Get out me car"

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murkin card protector

A genital wig that is used to protect someones cards while playing poker.

To avoid them being mucked by the dealer.

Dont touch my cards they have a murkin card protector on it.

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pull her card

when someone checks you, or calls you out
getting your 'hoe' card pulled

She looked at my dude so I had to pull her card

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dick credit card

When a man takes his full erect penis and swipes it like a credit card between a male or female's ass cheeks

the guy i was with last night gave me a dick credit card

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Credit Card Game

Gambling with a group of friends to pay for food, by placing a credit card from everyone in the bill and telling your server to pick one at random.

"Man, I lost a credit card game last night. There were six of us at The Cheesecake Factory and the bill was $150"

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Pick up the cards

A polite way of telling to someone that you know they're (at least in your opinion) are talking bullshit and they should stop now.
The phrase is constructed from the popular modern card game "bullshit" in which when those that lie about the cards they put down and are caught are forced to pick up the cards in the pile. devo

Guy 1: "So then I was just in this Bottle-o and this chick asked me for a root and I was like 'yiew'"
Guy 2: "Pick up the cards gimp"

Player 1 "Three 2's"
Player 2 "Two fours"
Player 3 "Five fives"
Player 1 "your a retard, pick up the cards"

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UNO Reverse Card

The ultimate card that will always be effective upon usage to a living and non living being.

This card is currently the most devastating weapon out there.

The speciality of this card:
• It will 1000% reverse the acts of what the living/non living being are doing to you.
• It has no expire date as long as it's in good condition
• For this item to take it's action, it will react in an instant, in fact, even if an atom bomb is right above your head and you pull out the UNO Reverse Card, it will instantly ricochet to where it originally was.

Cashier: "That'll be $420 and 69¢"
Me: pulls out UNO Reverse Card "Not today sir!"
Cashier: "Aw man, you got me there. Alright, next!"