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The third after Thanksgiving dinner.
I went to use the bath room after Thanksgiving dinner and someone left a big ol toilet turkey in the crapper!
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When stall after stall is flooded or stopped up and you keep entering and exiting until you find a stall you can comfortably take a dump in.
"Well if the janitors would do their damn job I wouldn't have to toilet bounce."
"I'm an avid toilet bouncer. If there's even toilet paper on the floor in the stall it's on to the next one."
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One who performs multiple tasks while sitting on the toilet.
Girl 1: I was a total toilet tasker this morning.
Girl 2: How?
Girl 1: I took a crap while reading the newspaper and drying my hair all at once.
Girl 2: You definitely are a toilet tasker.
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its when brown thick lines com out of your but and into the toilet bowl.
Luna:i need the flushable wipes i just went poop in the toilet
Janice:ok
**\tosses the flusable wipres to luna*
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A dirty girl who likes to fornicate. She can be hot, but still disgusting.
That toilet pony asked me to terd on her when I beat it.
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the worst fucking word on the planet,straight from fucking hell,this is literally a fucking toilet with a head screaming out random words that people call a "meme" even though its not fucking funny,literally worse than the ohio meme because only 2 year old with no fucking braincells like it,has cringy characters in its series that people simp for,even people above 6 know its fucking cringe
2 year old with no braincells:abababsba
mom:awww look timmy is watching a video
dad:okay
2 year old with no braincells:skibidi bom bom bom yes yes skibi bombodi ni ni skibidi toilet sigma
dad:fuck this child im leaving
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