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A phrase used to describe one being eaten out aka one person causing a female pleasure with their tongue in the female's vagina.
Tanya: "Yo, Felicia did you hear about Jessica? Jack tongue punched her baby maker!"
Felicia: "Whaaa? I bet his curly hair tickled her vagina."
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When you’re letting him eat you out, and while his tongue is inside you, you do a kegel, and yell, “cat got your tongue!”
Oh, Oh, yes! Woop! Cat got your tongue!
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forcefully power thrusting your tongue into the brown eye of ones bestfriends mom
What did you do lastnight??" "Just tongue punched your moms fart box"
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shut the fuck up and go tongue punch a dirt star you man whore.
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Backwards Titty Fuck (BTF) with an Anal Tongue Dart (ATD)
A Backwards Titty Fuck with an Anal Tongue Dart (or BTF with an ATD) is when you lay a girl on her back, straddle her head with your legs, and backwards titty fuck her while her tongue darts your asshole.
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"Tongue my hole and make me cum !" is what a guy says if he wants to be rimmed and have a rim-gasm.
Matt came back from the gym, got naked, flopped on his bed with his legs up and sweaty asshole exposed, and said "Tongue my hole and make me cum !
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an Arabic proverb meaning
a) don't say something hurtful to someone when you are in a close relationship with them and you want that relationship to continue"
b) think twice before saying something retargerous and having subsequently deal with the negative consequences
just like don't put the camel in the trash , don't let your tongue decapitate you is a useful phrase to add to your trashabulary if you are a modern idiotager yet want to be grounded in reality