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Someone giving you a cloud handjob
Rainbows and blowjob and touch my azure
When a person from Wisconsin like to touch butt with there boys. They are always packer fans and likes the bucks
Man I know will is in denial with that ol touchy touch
a dance move created to mock one who repeatedly finds it neessary to touch everyone's bases.
As Barb is touching base with clients on the phone, her co-workers get up and do the touching base dance!
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1. when one demands another to touch their private areas.
2. when one touches one's own private areas.
1. Jimmy, touch my horny!!
2. Michelle; 'Hey Manny, what are your plans for the evening'
Manny; 'oh well, i think im gonna sit in the corner and touch my horny'
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A male that likes to touch the pee pee alittle too much.
Dude, why the hell do you like to touch other guys cocks!! Your a pee pee touch!!
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a cockroach that happens to be sitting on one's towel when one attempts to dry one's genitals (or anus).
when the unfortunate insect comes into contact with the area in question, immediate squashage will usually result, causing the present death of the violative cockroach.
you may need to have another shower after you have come into contact with the cock touching roach.
There was a cock touching roach sitting on my towel, he is dead now.
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When you become older and your chest starts to sag.
"Jeez Maybelle, my treetops used to reach for the sun and now my treetops are touching the ground."
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