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Tube sock

When partially withdrawing as far as your helmet from doggy position the Labium minus is inverted to form a sheath resembling a rubber steering boot, a toilet plunger or a section of tube sock.

It appears only an asian or latino is tight enough to give me a tube sock....

by Niceone January 28, 2019


tube-sock roadblock

(n) Tacky street fair. Temporary pedestrian mall selling inexpensive items such as tube socks, lemonade, scarves, sunglasses such as to impede normal traffic. Crowded street fair that has nothing of worth to purchase.

I would have been here twenty minutes ago but I ran into a damn tube-sock roadblock!

This tube-sock roadblock is a terrible place to spend an afternoon.

by Benyaboy May 27, 2010


tube jig

masturbating until one perches.

Tube jig worked its magic to the tune of about 15 perch today.

by matelalique September 7, 2010


Tube Nautique

A usually very large, but always very expensive wake or surf boat, that's never used for anything except playing loud music. Might pull a kid on a tube. Or annually at best, an intoxicated adult or two.

Don't worry about making a wake on those boaters. That Tube Nautique isn't doing anything.

by iseverypseudoymnusedup August 30, 2023


Tube video

A video on youtube

person 1: Yo bro send me a link to the tube video of that cat?
person 2: I gotchu

by flameguy788 October 31, 2021


Shark Tubing

The act of putting something on the internet simply to attract people to it. Like shark bait. Hence the term, sharktubing.

Click baiting and shark tubing are basically the same thing.

by MasterKlaw December 25, 2020


Flori-cal linear induction tube

This is a fantasy super high speed rail deep underground which makes it possible to travel from florida to california in 3 hours! The inspiration for this idea comes from donald fagens early '80s hit single "I gy this verse specifically: 'on that train all graphite and glitter under sea by rail 90 minutes from New York to Paris well by :76 we'll be a-ok! What a beautiful ❤️ world 🌎 this will be what a glorious. Time to be free!'

We caught the
Flori-cal linear induction tube at noon in Miami and 3 hours later we arrived in San Diego at noon local. We went to the zoo then caught a bite to eat at horton plaza and made it in time for an 8pm curtain at the San Diego Opera
It let out at 11pm so we made it back to the station for some drinks then we caught the 2am local flori-cal for a 3 hour ride back to Miami and arrived there at 8am local time!

by 4realazitgits April 17, 2021