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The horniest place on earth, not to be confused by early-morning-horny twitter, which is the second horniest place on earth.
"dude 3am twitter wildin out again fr bruh"
"... she kinda thick tho not gonna lie"
also -
"bruh it's not even 8 am why's there anime titties on my screen yall need to get a life"
The Twitter Verified Checkmark is a blue checkmark on twitter. It let's people know if an account is notable. After November 9th 2022, you require a twitter blue subscription to receive a checkmark. You do not need a single follower, you only need twitter blue to get the checkmark.
Twitter blue is starting at $7.99/mo and is only available for purchase on iOS.
I got the Twitter Verified Checkmark yesterday!
you lose brain cells naturally but when you use twitter for more than 2 hours a day then you know you lose brain cells way quicker. its a giant website full of really dumb people and celebrities being able to somehow make comments on things that somehow get to everywhere, I don't even use twitter and I know the last thing elon musk tweeted.
on twitter everyone is offended by something and wants you to be understanding but at some point people put trigger warnings for CAPS or kitchen appliances or god knows
gimmick accounts are great tho
autistic friend 1: "I just made a tweet about how we are going to burger king"
me: "you use twitter?, that makes a lot of sense"
The reason why there's a little bird up in the top right
I think that Twitter might be the reason why there's a small bird on the top right of this box.
Maybe.
The spot between the twat and the shitter
Dont forget to wipe your twitter
The space between a woman's twat and her sitter, thus her twitter.
The last woman I was with had a hairy twitter.
Twitter is a fucking hell hole of a website used to cancel people for no goddamn reason.
John: Hey dude lets go on twitter!
Ben: Go kill yourself faggot.