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An advertising and merchandise team based in the North-West of England. Their rival is Manchester City but the difference is that Machester City is actually a football team. They spend their profits on ridiculously overpriced players in a football "club". Despite them, however, they are only 6th in the Premier League table (impressive, I must say). Their manager is the second most hated manager in the Premier League (Arsen Wenger as first). They eventually plan to kill football and steal every good player in the world for themselves. After that, they'll attempt world domination and build massive robots of mass destruction and wipe us all out. Goodbye world, it was good while it lasted...
Person A: "I'm quite sure Manchester United is more like a rich store nowadays.."
Manchester United: "Fuck you"
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Mexican Gang. Led by the Dominguez family. Currently Dead after a loss to the Ms-13, Ms-18, and the 18th street gangs.
M-Unit Killed my Parents
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a football team in the Netherlands
Grolsch United lost an other match but are treu to the next round
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The nut house. When one is checked into a psychiatric facility, due to mental breakdown.
She was sent to the puff unit after the scene she caused at the store.
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When you get kicked or dragged off a commercial airliner.
I went on a business trip and I was told to give up my seat or I would be flying united.
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An extraordinarily large pair of breasts. So much so, that they have ascended beyond the point of simply being a "rack", and have in fact raised to the level of a "shelving unit."
Often used as a way of expressing the sheer monstrous volume of fat contained within the Mammory Glands of a Homosapien (Human) Female.
Guy #1: Man, check out the shelving unit on that!
Guy #2: I bet you could even rest your elbows on them to light your smoke.
Guy #1: My dream girl.
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A person who is unshackled from the burdens of compromise in matters of the heart.
Did ya hear Steve is a free unit these days? He broke it off with old love and he’s off riding his Harley whenever he pleases the lucky bugger!
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