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ur moms a man

best comeback to any roast
you can say this to anyone

hey screw it say it at church

Josh: hey what’s up
Alyssa: ur moms a man
Nate : that’s gay

by josh is a rebublican November 13, 2018


Ur pener a schemer

When someone says that their penis is not the size it actually is you say "your pener a schemer". This indicates that their penis is really small.

Ur mom: My penis is so mf big
Your dog: Your pener a schemer
Ur mom: *fucking cries and admits that her penis is actually inverted*

by Mommi.marco March 30, 2018


ur gramp a tramp

The last of the mighty quartet, also including ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny. Saying these in conjunction has timeline-ending effects, though the exact effects are not recorded.

Person 1: lol ur gay
Person 2: ur mom gay
Person 1: D:
Person 2: ur dad lesbian
Person 1: wait no
Person 2: ur granny tranny
Person 1: you don't know what you're doing
Person 2: and ur gramp a tramp
Person 1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by LudwigVonPhoenix September 13, 2020


Ur uncle bisexual

Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian and ur granny tranny combined. When used in a back-and-forth of "ur mom gay" and "no u" -type arguments, it is the ultimate combo-breaker of all combo-breakers. When first stated, it will leave your opponent so shocked and surprised that they will be unable to comprehend your sheer awesomeness as they are suddenly launched into space. Asteroids collide at the mere whisper of this career-ending insult.

Jim: Ur mom gay
Bob: Ur dad lesbian
Jim: Ur granny tranny
Bob: Ur uncle bisexual
Jim: *startled - dies - head explodes - body launched into space - freezes - crushed and sandwiched by two asteroids*

by Fear my Contagious Gay March 17, 2018


Ur Gayer whom'ber'es't'dve

The ultimate Trump card. A saying that will make you wish for death. The kind of insult that you wouldn't say to your worse enemy.

Gabe, ur gayer whom'ber'es't'dve.

by Shanos_17 January 03, 2022


suck ur nan

The phrase you hear in public schools across Britain.

Boy 1: oi, suck ur mum
Boy 2: nah, suck ur nan bruv

by sockboylevi December 12, 2021


ur dad lesbean

ur dad has a crush on me

omg ur dad lesbean >:)

by liana <3 September 26, 2021