best comeback to any roast
you can say this to anyone
hey screw it say it at church
Josh: hey what’s up
Alyssa: ur moms a man
Nate : that’s gay
When someone says that their penis is not the size it actually is you say "your pener a schemer". This indicates that their penis is really small.
Ur mom: My penis is so mf big
Your dog: Your pener a schemer
Ur mom: *fucking cries and admits that her penis is actually inverted*
The last of the mighty quartet, also including ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny. Saying these in conjunction has timeline-ending effects, though the exact effects are not recorded.
Person 1: lol ur gay
Person 2: ur mom gay
Person 1: D:
Person 2: ur dad lesbian
Person 1: wait no
Person 2: ur granny tranny
Person 1: you don't know what you're doing
Person 2: and ur gramp a tramp
Person 1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian and ur granny tranny combined. When used in a back-and-forth of "ur mom gay" and "no u" -type arguments, it is the ultimate combo-breaker of all combo-breakers. When first stated, it will leave your opponent so shocked and surprised that they will be unable to comprehend your sheer awesomeness as they are suddenly launched into space. Asteroids collide at the mere whisper of this career-ending insult.
Jim: Ur mom gay
Bob: Ur dad lesbian
Jim: Ur granny tranny
Bob: Ur uncle bisexual
Jim: *startled - dies - head explodes - body launched into space - freezes - crushed and sandwiched by two asteroids*
The ultimate Trump card. A saying that will make you wish for death. The kind of insult that you wouldn't say to your worse enemy.
Gabe, ur gayer whom'ber'es't'dve.
The phrase you hear in public schools across Britain.
Boy 1: oi, suck ur mum
Boy 2: nah, suck ur nan bruv