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hair wanker

Someone who masturbates onto a partners hair whilst partner is asleep

you are such a hair wanker

by chrispayne81 April 19, 2017


New Wanker

1. A person who resides in New York that is unpleasant.
2. Someone who is driving a vehicle with a New York license plate who is an idiot or rude.
3. One who lives in New York and thinks that they are all that.

That New Wanker just cut me off. What an asshole!

I know I can be a Connecticunt, but he was the biggest New Wanker I've ever encountered. What a dick!

by Lynerally February 08, 2024


giant wanker

A European slang term for a large penis.

Isn't he a giant Wanker

by vthntr October 20, 2013


Boneless Wanker

He's all boast, but no capability...

He talked about all the travel he'd done, and all his achievements, but he's just a boneless wanker...

by Zentas November 26, 2010


Serial wanker

Serial wanker

Aaron Tonner is a serial wanker he chokes his chicken 6 times a day

by Carbrain stoner October 06, 2022


Wanker Wall

Two cars driving approximately the same speed, in separate lanes of a two lane road, making it impossible for traffic to get passed either of them.

Wow I might actually be able to make it to the game on time! Whoops, stuck behind a Wanker Wall, never mind. driving edgy MEMEs road rage dumb ass

by 3Kool5Skool September 02, 2015


pinky-wanker

Tiny wee-wee, typically seen in sentences relating to cold weather.

He was playing in the snow with his pinky-wanker out

by HURGALBURGAL January 11, 2025