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When many guys hide in a closet when one of their friends is boning a chick. The guys in the closet are jacking off and right as they are about to jizz they all pop out of the closet at the same time and drench the female in their semen. Professionals will try to aim for the female's eye.
Yo, me and my friends Kansas City Car Washed that chick that Victor was having sex with
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wow, your that bored that you literally searched up "wash my watery dick" in urban dictionary, wow.
"im so fucking bored"
"have you tried searching up "wash my watery dick" on urban dictionary?"
"what the fuck"
A human car wash. Traditionally run by man-washettes, a girl or team of girls who perform the Man Wash, visitors to a Man Wash are lathered up, scrubbed down and towel dried by these beautiful girls. Man Washes can also be recreated at home in the shower
1) I am so hot and sweaty – I could do with a Man Wash
2) She’s hot – she could give me a Man Wash any day
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a bunch of girls lacrosse players who is always tough on field and not on field. they tend to have a good eyeblack game and cellies is the way of life. and lastly, they have bruises from the lacrosse balls as their personal trophies
girl 1 :yo did you see Washed Up Lax Girls’ post?
girl 2: heck yeaa #PowerMovesOnly
soaping up the womans pubs and getting over the bald man and letting her wash his head with her soapy"kitten".
Oh wow my bald mans wash was amazing!
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OH MY GOD WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING LOUD I DON'T UNDERSTAND. IT SHAKES MY ENTIRE FUCKING HOUSE SOMETIMES LIKE WTF BRO JUST S T O P.
My FUCKING Washing Machine is so damn loud like why
The act of spraying an excessive amount of washer fluid (especially on sunny days) on the car behind you after you've pulled in front of them. Typically used to serve vigilante justice to an inconsiderate left lane bandit.
Man, there were so many left lane bandits out there yesterday, that on a 2 hour drive I went through 3 gallons of washer fluid handing out the ole left lane car washse.