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A pseudonym for male / female masturbation.
Refers to mechanical watches that are wound though natural motions of the wrist.
where's Jon?
He's winding the watch...
where?
in the mens room...
OIC...
You're the one who got gang raped by fat cocks. You'd think you'd be on my side.
Hym "Well, you want to watch me suffer but that is NOT what Jesus told you to do. Is it? Bad girl. 20 lashes in my studio apartment."
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A pre-planned rotation where 2 or more men take turns tugging whilst sleeping.
The first guy waits for the others to fall asleep. Once they are sleeping, the first guy tugs. When the first guy finishes, they wake the second guy in the rotation. Once the first guy falls asleep the second guy can tug. This process continues down the line until the last guy finishes tugging.
This practice ensures maximum privacy in any situation where multiple horny men are sleeping in the same room.
the boys are on tug watch tonight
Group of awesome people with big penises that cum rainbow
Guy #1: " man I wish could cum rainbow and be awesome like the big watch group"
Binge watching with a twist. Emphasis on finishing multiple seasons or shows.
I chain watched all of Naruto and then got halfway through Breaking Bad. My chain watching is getting bad.
A term for an abandoned sexual partner.
The situation usually occurs whilst one is heavily intoxicated. As the moment of intercourse nears, one has a sudden reckoning, caused by realisation of the potential partners appearance, weight or hygiene situation - and abandons the encounter with haste.
The speed of the exit means their watch will be left behind, and makes retrieval of the watch unlikely.
The Watch Keeper may keep the watch as a memento or dispose of it.
Ricky went home with another watch keeper last night