A person, usually an American, who's identity and politics are based on the "Wellness Bible", i.e. a set of politically correct ideas related to exercise, health, fat acceptance, etc.
Kelly, a typical Wellness Bitch, can't go out to brunch because the restaurant doesn't have any vegan gluten free options.
A term colloquially applied to an individual who meticulously avoids carbohydrates, strategically manipulates nutrients, and leverages their dietary choices as both a political statement and a testament to their superiority. This person often believes their eating habits not only contribute to personal health but also significantly benefit the environment, thereby asserting moral and ethical high ground based on their consumption patterns.
Claire is such a Wellness Bitch! She won't come out with us to the Italian restaurant because everything has gluten and nightshades in it.
A Wellness Bitch is a phony person who is “passionate” about “holistic” health and wellness. Fat or thin, but all eating dis-ordered if they don’t have one of the FIVE official Eating Disorders, they regurgitate marketing talking points in a cultish manner so as to elevate their own sense of self and appear pure and ”good” while they binge on “bad” foods.
Kathy is such a wellness bitch, she won't go to Shake Shack because they don't have gluten free buns.
This is the response one receives, when they have locked the music and continues to forgoe all precautions for safety into the square.. usually followed by a hand shake .
Walking horizontally Miller received numerous Do Well gestures for his performance at the Gate.
An insult I made up meaning that someone speaks such bullshit that it's equivalent to licking someone's ass
Bob: The earth is flat.
Kevin: What the funkerdoodle, might as well lick my butt.
The woman mounts the guy cowgirl style. As she rides she reaches back and squeezes his balls, AKA coin purse as she spits into his open mouth.
I was feeling a little weird and asked my girl to give me The Wishing Well and I haven’t been able to walk right all day.
One participant assumes a “pile driver” position so that the genital area faces up. The other participant inserts their fist into his or her rectum and “pumps” up and down while the other urinates, therefore drawing “well water” .
Jose couldn’t walk right for a while after receiving a Honduran Well Pumper