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A moderator on twitch. They are the equivalent to a real-life simp. The Twitch Simp is so far up the streamers ass that they basically live in there. 90% of moderators are nonces.
In streamer Bateson87's chat, we asked for a simple xD in the chat, we were immediately timed out by a moderator.
"Listen Pal, I have no problem with 'xD' you can write it once or twice, but when you spam the whole chat with it. Then I have a problem with it." - Twitch Simp
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A girl (such as myself) who will do anything for the boy she loves. Mainly one sided or significantly more Emotion, chasing and attachment than the male involved. Will always put him first and forgive almost if not everything he does wrong.
“He made her cry every day this week alone so why does she still Love him?!”
“Because shes a female simp”
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Everyday is simp day. Everyone simps for someone nowadays, so everyday is Simp Day you little shits.
Guy 1: Bro, when’s Simp Day?
Guy 2: Dude, everyday is Simp Day.
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the tendency to be a simp; inherited from Adam, the original simp, who simped for Eve
Dude1 to Dude2: "I don't get it, ____ won't stop simping."
Dude2 to Dude 1: "Blame Original Simp. We're all victims."
An extreme simp. Usually a simp that can't get the picture. He's usually played by women, spending all of his money and time trying to impress girls, but never gets a quality woman. This simp is usually submissive and spends time on facebook trying to message women and write status's that make him look like a good man. He is known to cock block others and tries his best to "save a hoe"
"Man, did you read that guys status on Facebook? that guy is a super simp"
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King of Simping
The absolute king of simping. The absolute god of simping.
A male overly catering to the exaggerated emotions of a woman.
A man saying things to a woman he does not believe but only saying them because he thinks that she wants to hear them.
"Chevrolindo is the King of Simping, he simps so much its outrageous."
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A female who overvalues a man who wouldn't do the same back. Mainly girls who fall for guys that will only hurt and cheat on them but continues to chase after them any chance they get.
Girl 1: "Is she really dating that guy again? He's cheated on her three times already!"
Girl 2: "Yeah, she always falls for his sappy excuses and refuses to ever leave him. She's such a female simp."
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