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Jesus Boner

When your mans boner is so long that it is considered holy.

Lemme see your sweet Jesus Boner

by Cuntmuffin995 September 5, 2019


hype boner

When you get so much hype, you pop a boner.

OMG BRO! THE NEW STAR WARS TRAILER GAVE ME A HYPE BONER

by Bananasalady October 22, 2015


Rubix Boner

When your rubix cube is sticking out of your hoodie pocket

Ooooohhh Jacob has a rubix boner!!!

by Le Carlton May 21, 2018


Boner Surprise

When you surprise your girl with your boner and expect sex. And is met with partial success that ends with her unsatisfied. Could be worse.

Female: I really wish my boyfriend would seduce me, but all I get is boner surprise.

Male: I wanna have sex tonight. strategy? boner surprise!

Bro 1: bro! I was hanging with this new girl and she totally fell for boner surprise!
Bro 2: HA! Bro that’s so classic!! (High fives)

by Young Skeezy June 6, 2020


Knowledge Boner

When you have a sudden realization of extreme or amazing knowledge, and attempt to show it off to everyone. But no one really wants it.

HEY CINDY CHECK THIS OUT, I JUST GOT A KNOWLEDGE BONER
Go away George.

by GoldenNukes May 26, 2013


Boner Tears

Tears of joy caused by booty or boobs that lead to a boner

"Bruh why you cryin?"
"Boner tears man"
"boner tears? Mah nigga"

by legitmidget03 December 2, 2014


Storm Boner

NOUN (ˈstȯrm ˈbō-nər) A storm boner occurs when a bolt of lightning or crash of thunder strikes in your close proximity causing you to become aroused by said lightning strike or thunder crash.

Sean: Is this rain ever going to stop?
Steve: Forecast said rain all week.
***THUNDER AND LIGHTNING***
Sean: Jeez, that was a good one
Steve: Ya, I know...
Sean: OH MY GOD! Steve, what the hell is that?
Steve: No worries, brah, it's just a storm boner.

by Baron Von Berpinfartz October 29, 2013