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The day that follows after an absolute crippling night where you have flashes of death before you.
"Mate what's wrong with you?" - Phillip
"Bro I have post-sesh syndrome I can't move" - Gary
"Mad night then" - Phillip
Jodie Foster Simpism Syndrome - when you simp for Jodie so hard, and you are really in love with her
he has jodie foster simpism syndrome
no surpise she hot
When someone(more often than not a straight guy) who is a "model" citizen who's healthy, conforms to societal norms, etc, is attracted to someone who has usually had multiple traumatic events or a hard life involving drug abuse and addiction, parent/friend loss, being a rape victim, prostitute, etc, with the idea that they love the person who was scarred by the world, seeing them for being kind. In turn they feel they can help the person get over their trauma and start a loving family with them and die old together. This more often than not though leads to said person finding out the person they were attracted to is stuck in their ways, awfully damaged in multiple ways, aggressive, or doesn't want that happy lifestyle. If they do get with the person they're attracted to it often ends in them just being a hookup.
Brock has wounded bird syndrome. He tried dating some Russian sex trafficked girl named amelia who's coke addicted because they had fun talking on tinder, but she said if she fucked him it'd only be once and she was going to fuck 5 other guys that week. He tried to get her to move in with him and failed.
Den Syndrome is both combinations of the Iris Syndrome and Mayu Syndrome. Once the person misspelled a word in there sentence there next text would get worst over and over again until they stop texting.
Person: What’s that?
Person 2: Its my molk sheke
Person: Do you mean Milk Shake?
Person 2: Yrdh O neam m7lj sh3k@
Person: Nice Den Syndrome
A unique medical condition that commonly develops in homeless individuals when the temperature drops below 65 degrees. Symptoms include chest pain, shortness of breath, and chills. Instantly cured by being admitted overnight in the hospital with a hot meal with no long lasting affects.
Patient: Yes I called 911 because I am having chest pain.
Paramedic: Oh okay, that may be Frostmens Syndrome.
Patient: yes I think it is, usually a clean bed in the hospital and warm microwave meal fixes the issue.
Nanoon is a milf that likes to talk shit to her man or to people thinking she knows betta.
Don’t be coming up in here with nanoon syndrome cause I wasn’t cheating on you it was your same person okay!
It's a wise Syndrome which applies for a short period of time (from 3s to 5m)
Definition: Retardik Syndrome
LMAOOOO what was that blitzcrank hook!?!?
Blitzcrank player: affected by the Ritardik Syndrome for a short period of time