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When your denims get warm
I was talking to a hot girl named Jean. She was quite vocal about how much she loves hot jean fresh from the dryer
on the 15th of december If someone asks for hot pics you have to send them
dave: send me hot pics
lily: no
dave: it’s 15th of December tho
lily: so?
dave: it’s hot pics day
lily: damn ok
When the tip of you dick gets stuck in your bellybutton
My cock flew so high
it gave me a hot alex
A person that believes that everything bad is the result of “Global Warming”.
A person that can’t understand that the Earth has undergone MANY periods of above average warm or cold periods, and humans cannot control the weather by paying fees.
Al Gore is trying to cash in on the Hot Earther crowd.
A sentient being that is double just a hot dog and is triple a dog and is very tempatur(tongue roll please)raly hot. The more hots in its name the hotter it gets until it literally becomes the son of the son of the sun. Minnie Mouse are theres arch enemy. It's only weakness is a microwave. Mickey Mouse likes to stab them to make music. Only 6 HotDog Hot Dogs have ever been turned into the son of the son of the sun. The sun is sometimes referred to has the GrandDog Grand Dog as it is the hottest HotDog Hot Dog the world has ever seen. And you must really question, is the HotDog Hot Dog the Hot Dog, or is the you the son of the son of the GrandDog Grand Dog.
Hot Dog! That HotDog Hot Dog looks like a Hot Dog or a Dog if I've ever seen a HotDog Hot Dog or a Hot Dog or a Dog. The HotDog Hot Dog species is going extinct because of Minnie Mouse. They are also being enslaved my Mickey Mouse and are being forced to yelp music.
A sexual act depicting any one of Picasso’s many great works of art (i.e., “Bull’s Head” or “Massacre in Korea”)
(up to interpretation)
I gave her a hot Picasso.