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Mr John Antrobus. There are no substitutes.
There is only one sadistic sex god
this is the smeggzyest fart night skin is the hoal grail of fork and knives ever, this seggs skin will multiply your semen production by how many pupic hairz.
the fortnight sex skin made my oergazim muliply by 50, it was every were my mommy grounded me rlly bad bad, I'm in big big trouble now, my mommy doesn't like the taste.
being pussy_destroyer401's #1 fan (aka me)
"owo define gay british sex"
"grrr it has no definition"
"you know what, i'll make my own"
"wow I love gay british sex"
The act of cleaning one's bachelor pad in preparation for having a girl over for coitus.
His apartment needed a good sex cleaning because Emily was coming over.
When you give a blowjob and get fucked at the same time, usually in a threesome with 2 guys and a girl.
Dude, let's sex switch this girl
When you have sex with a girl that you once liked but afterwards want nothing to do with her.
“Yo bro what happened between you and your girl?”
“Got hit with the sex effect, nutted and just don’t want her around anymore.”
Sex desperate, so basically all college guys
He doesn't even like her......he's just sex-perate