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Riding on the end of my rod is the Hot Rod to Heaven
"I'm sorry, Seth", pleaded Peter.
"I wasn't going to groom your GF, until she told me "I've got an E ticket to ride the Hot Rod to Heaven
When a dude sucks out the period blood in a women and tries to spit it into her mouth, when they go to kiss.
Me:He kissed me, and I didn't expect to be hot sauced.
Jenny: what do you mean by "Hot Sauced"?
Me: he put period blood in my mouth, when we went to kiss, so he tried hot saucin me.
The fat folds between a woman's belly thats filled with lint and sweat.
Kate's fupa Hot Pocket was nasty and smelled like sweat.
Somthing good or above average, but not out of this world.
Dude those chicken wangs were suppa hot - both litteraly and figuratively.
hot glue is the answer to all problems including starvation, war and no it all pricks who corrrect grammar.
example 1-
man 1: my relationship is falling apart
man 2: have you tried using hot glue
example 2-
man 1: hey this prick keeps correcting my grammar, i wish i could sew his mouth shut
man 2: have you tried using hot glue
example 3-
man 1: i wish no one could see me
man 2: have you tried using hot glue
When a girl sucks in her stomach and you take a steaming dump on it and top it off with your hot seed.
April was really excited for her first hot wok last night. Leroy really gave her a double load.
The first shit taken after eating ethnic food
Man, my guts hurt. I was sweating and cursing profusely while hot coiling the bowl