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When your denims get warm
I was talking to a hot girl named Jean. She was quite vocal about how much she loves hot jean fresh from the dryer
on the 15th of december If someone asks for hot pics you have to send them
dave: send me hot pics
lily: no
dave: it’s 15th of December tho
lily: so?
dave: it’s hot pics day
lily: damn ok
When the tip of you dick gets stuck in your bellybutton
My cock flew so high
it gave me a hot alex
A person that believes that everything bad is the result of “Global Warming”.
A person that can’t understand that the Earth has undergone MANY periods of above average warm or cold periods, and humans cannot control the weather by paying fees.
Al Gore is trying to cash in on the Hot Earther crowd.
Noun
When a women is in heat and you can feel her gine emitting intense heat
Can also be used derogatorily about a women with a good looking vagina
I was spooning with this girl the other night, and she said she didn't want to have sex, but I could feel that hot gine.
With your wife's hair dryer in hand, turn it on high heat and high flow. Point discharge end of hair dryer toward her and fart an unfiltered fart in the intake of said hair dryer.
The ol lady was putting her face on in the master bath when I gave her a hot gas pass that made her gag.