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This only thing you WON'T steal and promulgate.
Hym "Nobody else thinks that's weird? They'll steal EVERYTHING BUT critical fat-cock theory! That isn't weird to anyone else? God, I think it's weird. Don't you? Critical fat-cock theory! The ultimate theory! So profound it terrifies scholars and charlatans alike."
some one who is arrogant when they speak and you still want to punch when they are not speaking is a cock snott
have you seen the new guy in the office nurul ye hes a cock snott
A cock valet is someone who is religiously fucked by a person or group of people. Therefore, instead of parking cars for people and deciding what spot they belong in, you are parking their cocks inside of you. There can be a group of cock valets also, making the task of parking people's cocks a group effort deciding on what cock goes in what orifice.
"They want us to do what!? Do I look like their personal cock valets!?"
"That task makes fucking zero sense! I guess we're all playing cock valet today!"
when your cock starts rotating and you start floating into the air like a fucking helicopter
OH GOD I HAVE A ROTATING COCK OH FUCK
(this person then flew up into the air and was never seen again)
A cock that is big basically because it's the person's birthday.
Omg let me see that big birthday cock, it's your special day after all!
The act of following a male around because you have intrest in sleeping with them, tend to be done in large crowds.
Becky:See that guy over there hes off limits, ive got him cock toggled.
Trish:You got it!
When a man shoots his cum out of the tip of his penis and his urethra expands. the cock blast usually lands on anus or tits.
Man Bobby, that cock blast you shot last night sure rattled my insides.