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Taste me, please?!?
2 oz. infused hot dog water
1! oz. sweet pepper relish
SHAKE
Prepare martini glass
/Mayo drizzle/Ketchup-Mustard rim\
Adhere a softened hot dog bun slice to rim to create a job
Add 3 oz. vodka to shaker
Take shot of vodka
Make a hot dog octopus
SHAKE THAT
SHAKE IT…
Then strain into glass and enjoy like everyone who we’ve made it for has :)
Why wouldn’t you want try a hot dog martini, coward?
It’s good, like five people have already tried it
When your denims get warm
I was talking to a hot girl named Jean. She was quite vocal about how much she loves hot jean fresh from the dryer
on the 15th of december If someone asks for hot pics you have to send them
dave: send me hot pics
lily: no
dave: it’s 15th of December tho
lily: so?
dave: it’s hot pics day
lily: damn ok
When the tip of you dick gets stuck in your bellybutton
My cock flew so high
it gave me a hot alex
A person that believes that everything bad is the result of “Global Warming”.
A person that can’t understand that the Earth has undergone MANY periods of above average warm or cold periods, and humans cannot control the weather by paying fees.
Al Gore is trying to cash in on the Hot Earther crowd.
Noun
When a women is in heat and you can feel her gine emitting intense heat
Can also be used derogatorily about a women with a good looking vagina
I was spooning with this girl the other night, and she said she didn't want to have sex, but I could feel that hot gine.