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Typical best-friend pair of lonely, beautiful, but misunderstood girls rejected by society who live together and share a cat with a classically appealing name. Spend their evenings at home or in cheap bars drinking white zinfandel and remarking that it should be called pink zinfandel. Thin despite their scorn for exercise, well-dressed but socially inept, this pair is fun at parties but will not make out with you. Love froyo, the movie The Craft, and antiquing.
I saw two girls one cat buying out all of the lean cuisines at Kroger last Friday night.
Dude, two girls one cat won't stop talking about the Royal Wedding.
OMG, Watson is the luckiest cat in the world. And so handsome!
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An idiom illustrating young ladies who "hop" from shallow relationship to shallow relationship with well off men, primarily for gifts, especially jewelery (carats, karats).
Mortimer: I saw Winthrop and Billy Rae at the club with Bunny and Muffy last night.
Randolph: Oh no! We must cock block that, they're girls who eat carrots.
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Used to describe a walk that makes you feel exceptionally good about yourself. It’s your world, and we are just living in it. Invented by Australian Radio and Podcast Host Mitch Churi.
I’m off for my daily HGW (hot girl walk) and I feel amazing!
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A public all-girls high school in Adelaide, South Australia. It is impossible to emerge from that school without being completely fucked over in some way. In particular having your subject patterns messed up resulting in having to repeat a grade or having to move schools.
Girl 1: "Dude! My SACE pattern is all fucked up and now I have to repeat Year 11!"
Ex-Mitcham Girl: "Thats totally fucked but you got to Mitcham Girls High School, what did you expect?"
Kid: "What school do you go to?"
Anne: "Mitcham Girls High School"
Kid: "Fucking sucks to be you!"
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Some school found in Singapore. Really. That's all. They have a mustard yellow Hillary Clinton-style school uniform which really looks good! Great haircuts too.
They have some weird radio and show programs where they show off such things as their love for Milo, respect and courtesy, K-Pop, and how sad and boring life in Singapore really is.
However, they make up for their unfortunate circumstance in living in such a sad country by exhibiting and showcasing their phenomenal extra-terrestrial intelligence. A recent survey of the school found that the average IQ of the students there was over 2232323494, a size only rivaled by the country's ego.
No matter how hard you try to win against these superhumans, you will always be stumped by their Milo and chocolatey goodness. At the end of the day, no matter how yellow your uniform and straight your haircut, Nanyang Girls High School will always end up triumphant.
How did she get a GPA of 4.0? She must've been cheating or a Nanyang Girls High School graduate.
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a sentence said by one and only louis tomlinson referring to girls who like blowjobs. why he said girls? we don’t know! (we actually do, it’s called closeting) but what we know for sure is that man is gay as fuck.
Louis: i like girls who eat carrots
the whole fucking world: girls? you sure?
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when a ghetto white girl purses her lips together and looks like a complete fuckin retard
omg let me record a video of me using my ghetto white girl smile for snap!!
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