You get your dick with your girlfriends shit on it and shove it in her mouth, make her bite down as hard as possible until you bleed cum.
dude i just gave my girlfriend a hot fudge corndog with ketchup on it last night
When a naked old bird touches her toes with her back to you and her fanny looks like a split hot dog bun. Usually accompanied by piles.
The female cast of Cocoon were bent down in the wet changing rooms at my local swimming pool and I got an eyeful of various split hot dog buns.
When you want to be smothered by a giant redhead with a tiny dick
Man joe sure could go for a hot kyle tonight
Something extremely good, so good there’s no other words to describe it
That new Netflix series is hot cheese
1. A lie.
2. A figment of the imagination
3. Something that never existed
"I thought I payed the rent but I guess it was just Puffs of Hot Air From the Lips of a Ghost in the Shadow of a Unicorns Dream."
The Art of sounding yourself with a match, lighting the match, letting it go out putting a condom on letting it fill up with smoke, then let a girl blow you
My boyfriend has a really good Arizona smoked hot dog