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A grading of a suntan where the rest of a mans skin is equal in color to the skin tone on his flaccid penis.
Not to be confused with George Hamilton who is a Tan cock.
I am not going to the beach this summer until I at least get Cock tan.
When the average slut goes from one guy to another
Look at that slut, Melanie. She's cock jumping from one guy to another.
“If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock” is a famous quote written by the realest gia. This should be a mock against the offensive “if her age is on the clock then she’s ready for my cock” sentence which is pedophelic.
“If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock”
“Yes daddy”
HAAHAA
Synonym for penis beaker. Not to be confused with cockup.
Thanks love, that was great but a bit messy. Pass the cock cup.
The inability to see past the dick that was thrown on you by a man who initiates an orgasm to the point of excusing all flaws, shitheadedness, and sarcastic remarks he makes.
Dude, dumb bitch has cock goggles after I owned that shit.
I love these cock goggles he gives me! No, it's cool. I owe him money.
I tried to put him out, but my cock goggles were smeared from all his "I love you's".
Hey, try not to touch any strange cock when you go to the Mets game!
Hey, try not to touch any strange cock when you go to the Mets game.