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It’s from the time a man shoots his load, until the girl is out the door.
We had sex, I came, then I immediately suffered from post load syndrome.
When a football team (college or otherwise) plays the best football you’ve ever seen playing at home and looks like absolute garbage everywhere else. Can be used for any sport.
This team of ours could be really special this year if they didn’t have Texas A&M Syndrome.
The Idiot Syndrome refers to a situation where an individual's consistent idiotic behavior eventually leads them to becoming one.
Martha: Have you heard about George?
Olivia: No what happened?
Martha: He got idiot syndrome
Olivia: That's too bad
when the insides of your anus tear out and find themselves someplace else, anywhere other than where they should be.
John: Aw man, I'm having trouble with this anal disruption syndrome...
Mark: Your what?!
John: *tears his fucking anus in half*
A man so attractive, everyone is sexualy attracted to him, regardless of previous sexuality.
"That dude was so hot. Dude gave me Ryan Reynolds syndrome.
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Tell someone they have 40 year old white woman syndrome if they are frequently arguing, getting offended over someone else's problems or asking to speak to someone of higher qualification
Jim: "I hate the milkman, he's an asshole"
Person Afflicted with 40 year old white woman syndrome: 'Yeah I know, I hate that guy more than anyone I've ever met!"
Jim "But you don't even know him, man, I think you have 40 year old white woman syndrome"
The act of being sober for 78 days and gaslighting alcoholics
“Austin and blase you guys are gonna drink 12 beers tonight huh?” “Kev man you really have sober syndrome”