A misfit who obsesses about drawing dicks on unsuspected victims vehicles. Typically, striking around 12-4am.
Jeff, let’s hit up the boys and cock bandit the absolute shit out of Cade’s truck.
When you have a hairy dick and have to pee
“Max informed Matthew of how he has to go make a bearded cock snare into the toilet”
The idea of a man having not only a large sum of currency, but also an above average sized pelvic area, usually causing many females in that area to fall in love
Normal version: LOTS OF MONEY, HUGE PENIS
Person 1: “Hey, do you see Bob over there? You can tell he has a big money, big cock!”
Person 2: “Please don’t ever say that again.”
Something big / small and can be sticked in and out a womens coochie
Ima stick my small / big cock in your vagina
Oi. U got a big cock?
Yea fam but my cock's in me farm do...