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Victim: “noooo-“
Daniel: *enters
This is the 1st Sex Law - The Book of Daniel
A man cuts holes in a pumpkin for the eyes nose and mouth. several men jack off then stick their cocks in the holes and shoot their loads in the pumpkin
Once all the men are done, the pumpkin is cut open and emptied out, and a pumpkin pie is made. Must be served to a special girl with a side of ice cream
"I had Jack o' Lantern Pumpkin Pie Sex with Stacy last night with the guys. I know she is the one"
Both a white man and a black man cum in a girl’s belly button then each take turns dipping their dicks into it and then she sucks them until her belly button is empty.
Me and two other guys had Oreo dip sex last night and my belly button is sticky now.
The BTS Barrel Sex is where a male takes a female and ‘creampies’ them and than ejaculates on the females chest, 20 mc donalds nuggets are than brought to the bed and than one nugget is shoved in every end of the female, the male will proceed to creampie while you shove nuggets in her mouth until she is full, the remaining nuggets are than dipped in the cum on her chest and eaten by the female, after she has eaten the make than has to take all of the nuggets out of her and save them for supper. at supper you need to take your barrel and the make will receive a blowjob in the barrel while the eating nuggets. the task is not done until the barrel has been filled with internal fluids.
Hey Girl wanna preform BTS Barrel Sex
A descriptive word used to describe someone especially a guy, who is well known and is favoured by all
John Smith is a sex dog
1) A man or a girl at school will get attracted to one another, because the man's penis is so large and the girl can see it, and go to one of their houses.
2) The girl will lead the man to her bedroom, and she'll strip down to nothing, revealing her vagina, and boobs.
3) The guy may squeeze the girl's boobs for a bit, or just enjoy looking at her vagina.
4) The girl will get the man to take off his clothes, revealing the penis. After that, the girl will go down to her hands and knees.
5) The girl opens her mouth, and closes her lips on the penis, while the man cums in her mouth.
6) Once the girl is finished swallowing cum, the man grabs the girl by the ass, and throws her onto the bed.
7) The man will take his penis and shove it into the vagina, and the girl will screech a little bit. The man starts moving it around the vagina, continuing to cum.
8) While the man is doing that, the girl will continue to scream, and start encouraging the man to go harder, or faster, agreeing that this is the right thing.
They may stay up for a while at night doing this.
I was at school with one of the hottest girls, in the school, Alexis, and when the bell rang, I knew I had to do something. When I went out the door with her, I pointed down, and she whispered to me, "nice dick." She drove me to her house. When we got there, she led me to her room, and she started taking off her shirt, revealing her massive boobs, then took off her pants revealing her clean, shaved vagina that I was waiting a while to see. She started to come back over to me, and she took off everything I was wearing so that we were both completely naked. I stood there. I looked down, to (what I knew) was her on her hands and knees, walking like an animal towards my penis. She put her head right in front of my dick, and opened her mouth, then continued forward until she had the perfect amount of my cock inside her mouth. She closed her mouth, and I cummed. I gave her as much cum as I could give her in the short minute that I had my penis inside her mouth. She reeled back when she was satisfied. I grabbed her by her vagina and boobs, and thrusting her onto the bed. I stood on my knees, with my penis ready, and when I was ready, I came forward and landed my cock inside her vagina. When she squealed, I leaned forward, laying on her completely. I started kissing her a lot while moving my penis up and down inside her vagina. I told her, "enjoy my sperm. your baby is complete." With that, I cummed again. I don't know why girls like cum so much, I said in my mind. sex explained.
I saw a reddit post about a person confessing to give bad sex advice
Hym "And the 'Bad sex advice' was this: she instructed people to rub behind the knees, right? And I'm like 'OH SHIT! You were on a Real Sex documentary about a couole sex resort! I watched that!' It was hilarious! And what's-more IT WORKED FOR ME! I mean, that's starting to be a general theme here because it seems like EVERYTHING works for me because I'm a genius but you know what I mean. Still. Funny shit."