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once a persons levels of energy become so low, that even the smallest effort becomes almost impossible, breathing no longer is a habit it becomes a chore.
even going inside to take a piss is an effort so you resort to pissing behind it, but even that is an effort so you ask to piss out of the window.
Ashley: close the door marcus
Marcus: i cannot be arsed because i have the worst case of shed syndrome.
when shed syndrome becomes that bad that you piss behind the shed
Black skin so dry and ashy you can draw/ write on it.
Bob: That nigger just takes notes on his arm.
Jim: Oh he is like a walking note pad
Bod: Dude that nigger has chalkboard syndrome don't make fun of him.
Feen Hand Syndrome is a condition that describes nicotine feens, and how they hold their nic sticks in their hand in a certain way in pictures and videos. How they hold it in their palm and grasp their fingers around it.
Guy 1: man check this bitches post out
Guy 2: why she holdin the nic stick like that?
Guy 1: she got that Feen Hand Syndrome
Dickinass Syndrome is when a male tells so many gay jokes, people think hes gay
Dude:Thats why you suffer from Dickinass Syndrome
Gay dude: How did you know
When opening your email inbox causes you distress because of the volume of new tasks awaiting you
Co-worker: Why are you crying?
Me: I just came back from vacay and I'm about to check my email but I lost control of my bodily functions because of the fear of what I'm about to unleash.
Co-worker: Yep, thats called Inbox distress syndrome. I get it too.
“Ow, I think my gamer syndrome is acting up”
“What’s ‘gamer syndrome’?”
“Carpal tunnel syndrome”
Gamer Syndrome is a deadly stage within gamers who have been struggling with their addiction for years. But can start within only a few weeks or up to a few years. Symptoms may include: Lumbago, Sweat, Weight Gain, Testosterone loss, Cravings For Fast Food and Depression. If you or a loved one is suffering from gamer syndrome. Tell them to ‘go outside, bitch.’
My brother has gamer syndrome, I’m worried for his health. He may kill his chances of rehabilitation if he doesn’t act quickly.