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Rooster testicles doused in egg and fries into a tasty treat.
Come over to the house this weekend for an Idaho Cockpit, we're going to have snackin' balls!
When a woman is giving a man special attention to his balls and her wrist spasms and what once was a spicy massage becomes full on testicular torsion.
Dude, she was giving me the best handy ever but she has weak tendons so her hand spazzed and twisted my nuts- foul ball.
When someone is trying to get something off you all the time by being rude.
"Hey Tony, I heard you just got paid."
"I just gave you 20 bucks last week, you really scooch my balls!"
A variation of the traditional show ball. When you let a guy cum in your mouth, pretend to brush your teeth, go to you parent's house for three days before the wedding, show up at the wedding, and when the priest says "you may kiss the bride," you spit he cum back into their mouth during the kiss. Bonus points if they cum in their pants.
Last weekend I married the love of my life and she White Dress Snow Balled me. She really gave me a mouthful!
When (usually) two females are having sexual inter course and one female inserts her middle and ring finger into the vaginal opening , and her thumb in the anus.
In bed, her favorite sex move is holding the bowling ball.
a guy who loves to masturbate
1: hey motherfucker horney balls
2. I don't fucking jerk off faggot
A dark and scary game of three-flags-up played at night. The catcher must wear dark (stunna) sunglasses and try to catch the ball. This game is an art form and is not for the weak-hearted. Warning: Head might be injured (either one).
Fight for what is right! Fight for what is yours! Play Tural Ball!