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When you and your partner lie in bed together pleasuring yourselves until you both climax. Zero use for condoms and contraception and you still can't fall pregnant. Therefore it's free! Extremely useful during the world's current (2024) cost of living crisis.
My partner and I, are currently going through some financial difficulties. So we tried the " cost of living sex position
" so we didn't need to buy/use any kind of costly contraception or fall pregnant
No sex. Masturbation is fine, but absolutely no Sex. Passing will let you move onto Obvious Orgasm October.
Stop Sex September made me feel like a virgin again
It's not that they hate you it's that they just dislike you. Therefor sex being the only solution just to spite them.
Him: Would you say you hate or dislike me at all?
Her: I don't hate you but I don't like you so I'll say dislike.
Her: Why?
Him: Then we can have dislike sex, how about that after saying that if you now think you hate me then we can have hate sex.
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Oh no! Is that it!? Is that the daugher crime?
Hym "Sex trafficking!? Wow! That is tragic! Good thing I bare not responsibility for any of that because (as you've made it abundantly clear) I DON'T OWN THE CONTENTS OF MY OWN MIND AND HAVE NO CONTROL OVER THE WILLS OF OTHERS! HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Is that it? Am I right again? Un-fucking-believable. That is genuinely terrible if true. And now I kind of feel bad... I don't even know what else to say other than I hope I was wrong...." 🤷 ♂️
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When a girl makes a horrible face during sex resembling that of a moose
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- I had sex with that girl Alex oller and she makes the worst moose sex face
- I was about to nut until I seen that moose sex face
The act of fucking a girl sensesly making monkey noises and screaming
“Dude last night I gave my girl the sex monke”