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heaven's balls

A planet or moon

That night more than ever, the stars and heaven's balls were blanketing the beautiful sky tapestry

by GlutBlast_Gangster1 February 23, 2016


Ball cancer

Testicular cancer.. that’s all.

Bob: hey bro guess what
David: what?
Bob: I have ball cancer
David: damn bro that sucks

by I made this for a joke lmao October 28, 2021


GO SUCK MY LEFT BALL

HE MEANS SO SUXK HIS LEFT BASKET BALL KIDS CLICK OFF IF YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW HIS FAT JUICY NUTS MAN.

Person 1: bro your so ugly like go suck my left ball

Person : bitch sthu (shut the hell up)

by FUCK ME 👴 November 29, 2021

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ball digger

When the front end loader slightly touches the side of a ball bearing/joint exposing areas otherwise known as squigs, squiplers, quintoips.

Originally discovered in the deepest sections of antarctic ice. While polar bears and dolphins avoid conflict, vikings and tusciggan hyundai tuscani slap cheeks of the horizontal attributed caldwell-popes. None of this however has anything to do with the NBA.

Carl: Hey John did you hear about the local infestation of ball diggers on the 11pm news?
John: No Carl! I did not hear about that on our local WNEP's segment "Hey there Henry"!
Craig: What are you two up to again talkin about all those ball diggers!
Carl: Leave yourself out of this one Craig, if anyones got ball digging going on in their family, it's you!

John, Craig, and Carl learned in the future that they all actually happened to be ball diggers.

by Winpick November 18, 2018


Chicken ball

Banter name for Tottenham football club. Chicken ball fc is the smallest club in London, so small that QPR and Millwall is bigger than them. Their biggest accomplishment is the famous Audi cup trophy and their only trophy they’ve won in a minute. Chicken ball fc best player never won a major trophy with the club or any other club and has now left to Bayern Munich and still hasn’t won one.

“What do we think of chicken ball?”
“SHITTT”
“What do we think of shit”
CHICKEN BALL
“THANK YOU”
“THATS AWRIGHT”
“We hate chicken ball, we hate chicken ball” x5

by whobem August 15, 2023


aplesca loves balls

sexy gc

“bro i wish i was in aplesca loves balls”
hahaha i heard it’s the best gc ever”

by aplesca June 23, 2022


Blum Balls

Bluman balls; a severe case of blue balls; comes to only one individual by the name of Mackenzie Bluman

Fuck guys! The girls all said I was too hairy. I have Blum Balls now!

by FwenOlaherty September 3, 2019