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A woman with all 3 holes filled with 3 different guy's dicks.
Jesus christ! Triple me timbers!
An International holiday celebrated on 3rd of June commemorating you sending me a snap with your titties out.
Hey Snap me a picture of them titties as it's 3rd of June so it's "Snap me a picture of them titties" Day.
Something someone (in most cases not attractive) may wear to draw attention to her/himself.
Friend 1: What is up with that metallic shirt so-and-so is wearing?
Friend 2: It's a look-at-me!
One of xxxtentacions songs that gets him SOOOO many bandwagon fans. But the beat is amazing
Person 1: yo what’s your favorite X song
Person 2: Look at me!
Person 1: any others?
Person 2: yeah,...
Person 1: which ones?
Person 2: peace
That one dude in every crew who acts like he's about to throw hands, but actually his toughest move is yelling "hold me back!" hoping his friends actually do "hold him back"
Jon said, "We need a Hold Me Back Guy to start a fight for no reason tonight"
When you make an outrageous statement, and need to apologise before the other person can even reply because of how outrageous the statement was.
Ash: 'That girl is a future star fr'
Koko: 'Bro she's Twel--'
Ash: ' yeah completely on me'
(verb to be) inventing excuses
Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.
Homer: Bart, you uptard, go do your homework.
Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it anhd burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.
Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.