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When someone with long hair thinks they hella wise and smart but just waffling tryna be like gandalf and are actually just chatting shit and dumb asf
Aye Julian you have long hair syndrome ya know
When a female becomes overly romantic or secretive over her first sex partner.
"So how does it feel now that you've done it?"
"Oh no, I don't talk about our sex life. It's special, and only stays between him and I."
"Yup, you have Post-Virgin Syndrome."
Mr Dalek syndrome is when teachers use a megaphone to order students into rooms, telling them to be quiet etc.
(all names are fake for obvious reasons)
Student 1: yo i think that Mr white has Mr Dalek Syndrome.
Student 2: what makes you say that?
Student 1: He just used a megaphone to order us into class.
Foul smelling odour emanating from the vulva majoris.
Damn! That girl has Smelly Flaps Syndrome (SFS) . I can smell it a mile away.
The syndrome in which lacks an attention span lasting longer than 30 seconds
“Yeah it’s crazy how some people are...are you even listening?”
“Now why would I do that, I’ve got Britonous Syndrome...”
When you're a white, straight male but people confuse you with a lesbian female.
Jeff suffers from Pyro Syndrome since everyone things he's a lesbian.
Doing stupid, uneeded actions in the mode of being "better"then others
Wow Gary had a real case of Fortman syndrome yesterday.