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telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same lame ones over and over again

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma August 26, 2013


help the german teacher is keeping me in his basement

no please really help me I'm being keep in L1026, 36419 Geisa, Deutschland help

help the german teacher is keeping me in his basement

by XX_Adolf_XX November 12, 2020


well put me in a dress and call me susie

to express one's excitement

timmy:I just got a gf
jimmy:well put me in a dress and call me susie
timmy:wtf

by raybeez February 10, 2022


down for me

for someone to get down (staying loyal, or like) a person. or you.

The only girl i had was the only one down for me.

by Henrymedh October 3, 2017


Swish me boy

When something good happens

When you get an accomplishmentOh swish me boy

by titansbravestigers January 16, 2022


count me in

anny+anna

count me in 4ever

by depressedbitxh January 8, 2022


don’t slap me, Will!!!

Said in response to a slight, slam, or burn.

She: Calling you stupid is insulting to stupid people.

He: Don’t slap me, Will!!!

by Woofmutt March 29, 2022