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When you’re so unattractive the guy on top of you has his eyes closed like he’s just bitten a lemon
I drank lemon juice straight fresh lemon and pulled the face he pulls when we have sex and it’s a lemon eating face he got angry and said put more water in the lemon juice. lemon sex “we had lemon sex again today”
when a lava lamp just isnt enough, you just godda shove your dick into hot candle wax
dang, i think im just gonna go do some ultra sex in my room.
When you attach a wand vibrator to your penis and then fuck inserting both together as one.
I thought DVP was intense but Ultra Sex is 1000x more intense.
The act of attaching a vibrator to your penis and fucking with it both as one.
I thought DVP was intense but Ultra Sex is on a whole different level!
Sex Bop is what to describe a really good song, a bop, that also makes you want to get freaky and get down.
Have you heard Ariana Grande's newest sex bop?
Yas! She's the queen of sex bops.
guy 1: i just had sex with nathans moms
guy 2: no way, you too???
Some weird hot seats sex. Hard to explain great feeling though
Person: I had some great South Carolina Sex last night.