Cut me off

What James Charles said to his Penis

“But ya didn’t have the cut me off” James’ Floppa

Fruit Me

To be fucked and fed fruit while lying on a bed of silk sheets

The Unicorn - "I'm home. Today has been a drag. Time for you to fruit me"

Fruit Me

To be fucked and fed fruit by a sex slave while lying on silk sheets

The Unicorn - "I'm home from work. Fruit me. And my legs best be shaking when you're done"

i am me and you are looking at me, and i am looking at you and that person who is looking at you is me, and i am myself because i am me and you are yourself because you are you

something people say when theyre retarded or are having a identity crisis

"i am me and you are looking at me, and i am looking at you and that person who is looking at you is me, and i am myself because i am me and you are yourself because you are you"

"what"

Bumfizzle me caliwargle

An alternative for “Shiver me Timbers”
Use this when ALL your Timbers have been Shivered already

Person 1: boo
Person 2: BUMFIZZLE ME CALIWARGLE I HAVE NO TIMBERS TO SHIVER

hand-me-down corn

Intact pieces of corn that you pick out of your shit, then wash (optional), then serve it to someone you don't like.

Jack made a detour by the employee bathroom to prep some fresh hand-me-down corn to go with his customer's steak and baked potato.

chopa me polla

suck my dick

chopa me polla alex