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When you take a shit in a girl's pussy & then jam it in with your dick.
Ted: "Aye! Last night was wild af man!"
Garrett: "why? What you get into?"
Ted: "met some boopin' ass bitch, who took me back to her crib. You wouldn't believe it but I gave her a Philadelphia Hot Pocket!!".
Mouth burns from biting into a Hot Pocket.
I had a serious case of hot pocket mouth after biting into that hot pocket.
A foot race between two creatures covered in a food substance. Typically human but not required.
Jim and Bill put 100 dollars down on a 100 metre Hot Hata at the picnic today with Jim handicapped Caramel but Bill went for Mayo.
When your girlfriend, or boyfriend ;), takes off their panties ;), hands them to you ;), and they are still warm and/or moist 8D
"Damn honey, those are some hot panks!"
"Eww those hot panks got my hand dirty!"
"Damn baby it's getting cold, hand me your hot panks will ya?"
"There sure are lots of of hot panks in the summer, just how I like them."
A stack of three or more people laying ass-to-face, each performing analingus on the person above them.
“That orgy was great man! We finished the night with a Carolina Hot Brown! My face was completely buried in this chick’s crack while a stranger plunged their tongue into my anus from below!”
Eating hot wings and jacking off without washing your hands
I was at Hooters the other day and the girls were so fine I had to hot pull in the bathroom.
when you take a bite of somthing and go "ho ho ha ha"
mmm that pizza looks great i'll take a piece... hoho haha that's monkey hot!