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Carpeted Cock:
When a man's dick goes inside an unsaved woman's vagina and comes out excessively hairy.
Kyle: Bro did you hear that Doug got a Carpeted Cock?
Chad: That's wack bro.
A fancy, 19th century, word for cigar.
Dave: You wanna try a chocolate cock?
Mike: Go on then.
When you are at a bar and dudes sit on either side of you and you are blocked in (from pussy). Or "cocked in"
Damnit, came to this bar to get some pussy and got "cocked in" by these god damn cocks
The act of hoovering schneef off of a cock, presumably an erect one.
I took the cock railway off this dude I met last night.
A slight shiver in your dick after getting head and cumming.
Well shiver me dicks, after I got head I was startled by a ghost cocking.
Auto cock, an intense yet automatic sexual drive.
Bob: Man! Did you see Rufus yesterday? He and Michelle went 6-speed transmission turbo drive? What did you do last night?
Otto: Nah! I don't do stick shift. Me and Thea drove auto cock
my parents are jewish so i didn't get a choice on having a snub nosed cock