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The psychological condition in which one thinks they are an elite level assassin but they are actually just a normal human being.
The syndrome usually comes with randomly pointing guns to the sky or empty windows, plotting how to murder someone, daydreaming about being an assassin, etc.
Andrew's wildest fantasy is that he jumps off one building onto a helicopter after assassinating a billionaire, but in reality he needs someone to help him with his Assassin's syndrome.
A disease causing one to be late or tardy
Bobs family told him the wedding started at 4 pm when it actually started at 5 , because they knew Bob suffered from Torpidus Dilatory Syndrome (TDS)
A person who likes fat hoes and has a fetish for farting sausages
guy 1: What the flip dude!
guy 2: What?
guy 1: I think i have SeanLawlor Syndrome!
(Pronounced: "pass-you" syndrome)
Passu-syndrome is most visible during a morning commute among fellow commuters to and sometimes from work. It is best described as: The tendency for a vehicle that is behind you and comfortable with your current speed as indicated by the buffer zone between your two cars to suddenly as you move into the right lane get more aggressive and pass you rapidly. This is not to be mistaken as an "aggressive driver" or a "road-hog". Despite that you are traveling at 70mph in a 55mph zone, he feels he needs to get one more car ahead.
Man 1: "What a lovely drive, everyone is being pleasant; even the "road-hogs" are not that aggressive today!"
Man 2: "Indeed, a beautiful drive to work."
Man 1: "Oh wait, look at this guy! He has been fine for the last 10 miles to stay a dozen car lengths behind me as together we do 70mph!"
Man 2: "So?
Man 1: "Soooo...now that I am doing 70mph in the right lane....he just has to get one more car ahead in the pack!"
Man 2: "Sooo?"
Man 1: "He has a clear case of passu-syndrome."
Man 2: "I think you need to get out more..."
Syndrome that can be easily pertained to having a consisting elements: cringeness, FC, and any other types similar to these.
"Oh boy you've got some Eldon's Syndrome over there
All the behaviour in the gym while undergoing gymnastics training to minimise the exposure of a hole in your sock that your just found.
This includes hiding foot with the ruptured sock and trying to distract people with hand gestures.
She just made a face like she discovered his holy sock syndrome.
The feeling of obtaining an informational hazard after seeing or watching something scary.
When I was eight years old, I read the Jeff the Killer creepypasta, and suddenly couldn't bear to go outside in public for like a month due to how scared it made me. Obligatory mention of "King In Yellow Syndrome" so this will get submitted.