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A trademark for the the mouth and suction power of Dustin Ledbetter. Filed and registered by Kyle Fuller August 1994. It is said to have the strength of a category 5 hurricane and the ability to dry out sack skin to the point of the courseness of 40 grit sandpaper.
Dustin used the power of the ball vacuum vortex on Kyle for 28 years straight, and Kyle now walks with a slight crunching sound.
Acutely intoxicated through alcohol consumption. Specifically applied to the combination or drinking and dancing.
I was so fuck-balled last night I can't remember their name.
When a mans giant pecker is overused, it creates a substance other than semen called sweat. This sweat can cover the poor males testicles causing an extreme case of Sweaty Ball Bag.
Ahhhhhh Fuck I got a Sweaty Ball Bag
The extraordinary time and effort a guy has invested in getting a piece of tail.
I got so much ball sweat equity in getting with that Tina, I swear I could feed a small country for a year!
to use the word sawdy or saudy to describe a Jewish person; an alteration on "sawdy or saudy balls".
Bob: Dude! Did you hear about Matt?
(Jewish boy Matt recently failed a test.)
Joe: Yeah! Man, his parents are going to be so pissed at him!
Bob: I know, right? Sawdy matzoh balls!
you know that feeling when your girlfriend whip you with a spatula for 14 hours straight because she has a twin so you got confused and fucked her dog? Thats like playing Ohio Ball, the most dangerous sport on the planet. After playing Ohio Ball you are never the same.
Why the fuck is there a demogorgon 1v1ing a naked nigger in basketball?
Nah thats just Ohio Ball.
the urge to stroke balls gently
all you can think of are balls
-whats wrong with u man
-i have balls illness can i stroke ur balls pls