Seamus-ing

The act of storing additional luggage or gifts when traveling by automobile, particularly during the holidays, by strapping baggage to the roof of a car. (In the same manner Mitt Romney infamously transported his family dog, Seamus.)

We had so many presents we had to go seamus-ing after visiting Grandma.

Because we were seamus-ing, we could fit all the cousins AND the dog in one van for our trip to Myrtle Beach.

Lol-ing

A disgusting word that a child made up which had a hard impact to my mindset.

Why are you lol-ing for?

Number two-ing

Using a frozen turd as a dildo on your partner. (or yourself)

I met this girl, she's into number two-ing, think she's a keeper

SLOB-ing it

Verb used when any number of SLOBs hit the town, smash it up (with a capital 'S'), have lots of banter, throw lots of sex toys, have massive pile-ons, kiss each other, fart enough, take the piss out of each other, and have a thoroughly good time. It may also involve the throwing of condiments and smashing of easter eggs on peoples heads.

Usually linked to Friday nights in Angel, but can be extended to be used at other gay-friendly events.

'Oi, Redders you cunt, are you SLOB-ing it tonight?'

'I'm going to be SLOB-ing it all over the shop this weekend'

'I like riding bikes and SLOB-ing it'

'Mum, have you ever tried SLOB-ing it with the lads?'

Gadhafi-ing

The act in which one friend thrusts their thumb, hitchhiker style, in a swooping motion toward the anus of another friend that is wearing pants, shorts, underwear, spandex etc. Once contact has been established, between the cracks, the one performing the act must shout "Gadhafi!"

*another acceptable method is placing the thumb onto the chair, couch, stool etc. in the linear path of the anus about to take a seat.

"GADHAFI!!!"

"Wow, you just Gadhafied me! That was a good one! getting me while I was tying my shoes!"

Gadhafi-ing is awesome! in public.

king-ing

The opposite of slaving .

Doing stuff that pleases you , when it matters to you.

King-ing away at my laptop creating memes. FTW !! :P

MANDATORY SHITEAT-ING

It's a CAPITAL 0NE offense insurance policy.

KELLER FAIRBANKS G0 T0GETHER

Listen ANAL ALAN JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDIPHILE BUDDAH ALAN I WALDMAN as even if it is another partner you have MANDATORY SHITEAT-ING from the HUMAN B0WEL to keep doing everyday and they know lately you slacked off from doing it.

For like chewing gum as a nice cold piece of SHIT that is MANDATORY SHITEAT-ING as it's pizza day ALL YOU CAN EAT as cram that in your FUCKING INTESTINES and do us a FAVOR go to bed early tonight ANAL ALAN and make up your missed MANDATORY SHITEAT-ING responsibilities for major egotizing.