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Virgin Princess' Blood (VPB) is also known as printer ink.
Person #1: Can I print one incredibly important document on your printer?
Person #2: No. The ink for my my printer is too expensive as the ink costs more than the dueterium used in nuclear reactors. It's the most expensive liquid on earth.
Person #2: s/earth/universe/
Person #3: It would be more cost effective to use Virgin Princess' Blood, or distilled ambrosia
Directed by Shigeru Miyamoto,this is the newest game in the Zelda series, it will be on the Gamecube and the Wii.
The given storyline so far is that the village chief from Link's town selects him to go to a ceremony for him.On the way there an "accident" happens, and Link is captured and gets in a Twilight Realm.Here he meets Midna, a strange creature that has some cell shading, made popular in Wind Waker.Midna rides on Link's back, as he has become a wolf in the Twilight Realm.
At first the Twilight Realm was supposed to be a dark. gloomy area.
But a recent redesign has changed it to be a colorful blend, thats a mix and it is murky.
The Wii version has slightly enhanced graphics, and it takes full control of the innovative Wii controller.It also brings back the popular fishing game made popular in Zelda The Ocarina of Time.
Nintendo has said this will be the best Zelda game to date.This is why many are inticipating it, due to how outstanding Ocarina of Time was.
Many videos have been realesed since the first video in 2004, where everyone was surprised.
Link also has a new style of clothing, which he uses in Super Smash Brothers:Brawl. Epona stays, and now there is horseback action, so you can attack from your horse.
Person 1: Can't wait for Zelda Twilight Princess!
Person 2:Wii or Gamecube one!
Person 2: Freaking both man!!
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1) Your girlfriend is cheating on you.
2) She ain't here.
3) You tried really hard, but you failed.
4) You just got pwned by either Princess Peach or Princess Daisy.
1) Guy: I thought she was mine, but it looks like the princess is in another castle.
2) Guy 1: Where is she?
Guy 2: The princess is in another castle.
3) Graduate student: I tried to get my doctrate approved, but the it looks like the princess is in another castle.
4) Princess Daisy: I'll just be flying under this plane over here.
Young Link: (Dies)
Princess Daisy: The princess is in another castle!
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A ten pint princess refers to a woman who looks extremely attractive to a bloke in a pub or a club, at 6am in the morning who has had 10 pints of beer. Usually these princesses' are total mingers, and the poor fella will have the shock of his life the next morning, when he wakes up to find some big hairy bird with who weighs in about 200lbs, sitting on his cock.
Did you see Tom last night? he was that pissed he fucked off home with that minger who looks like Trot out of Eastenders, you know the one, the fat ugly fucker....the poor bloke is going to have the shock of his life when he wakes up and see's a ten pint princess sitting on his cock.
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A skanky white trash chick that thinks she is hot but is too stupid to realize she is just a trashy whore
Katie is quite the Trailer Park Princess isn't she?
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oh her names emma
she’s such a pillow princess
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someone who constantly acts entititled and inconsiderate like a princess, but belongs in {or comes from} the gutter.
*note - Men and Women shall both still be referred to as Princess as the term applies to a behavior and not a gender.
Jill: Why would I want to go to Italy for food when I know it wont be as good as Olive Garden?
Jack: Wow... I never realized what a spoiled gutter princess you are....