ghetto car

A low end car that gets abandoned on a street or highway for whatever reason.

There's a ghetto car sitting in the turning lane.

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vegas car

whenever with friends once stepping in the car, you say "vegas car". once saying that, anything that is said in the car that night, never leaves that car.

person 1: yo crazy story about me and this girl. wait, "vegas car!"

person 2: iight tell us we wont tell anyone

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car jacking

The act of driving your car while simultaneously beating off and trying NOT to look at dudes..

I was car jacking the other day.. you know.. just driving around the ghetto, looking at crack ho's.. then.. i totally got my palm sauce all over the dash board, steering wheel and myself...

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muscle car

american cars from 1964-1972. a 73 or 74 might slide in there but its rare. NO NEW CARS WILL EVER BE MUSCLE CARS, AS MUCH AS THEY TRY TO BE. Your SRT-4 or your 2006 mustang is not a muscle car. you are fooling yourself. if you have not experienced serious power, you don't know what fast is. period.

Here's the food chain:
1.) muscle cars
2.) pony/sporty cars
3.) ricers

muscle cars have their rivalries between eachother but at least they are in the same league. picking on a mustang is like a pro baseball player picking on a AA player. and a muscle car picking on a ricer is like a pro picking on a little leager.

everytime a ricer trys to race me, i dont race him at all. its boring. every time a mustang kid trys to race me, i just wait at the light, let him go, then blow by him later. the only cars i race are other muscle cars. everything else is at the track.

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[car wash]

The girl must be wearing glasses. Poop is first thrown on the ladies face to act as mud. The male then ejaculates on her on her glasses, simulating soapy bubbles. He must dangle and swab his hairy scrotum across the glasses to scrub. Next he proceeds to urinate on her face to rinse off the mud and soap. And immediately turns around and blows a fart in her face to hot dry.

Man I ran her through the car wash last night, she was not happy.

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G-car

A car which drug dealers borrow from the (usually rich) buyer for a few hours on acount of the credit for the drug. It stands for "Gram-car" (the owner of the car "buys" one gram of crack and pays for it lending his/her luxury car to the dealer for a while, instead of giving cash money).

The dealer had been seen in a white Lexus. It turned out to be a G-car.

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Japanese Cars

nice looking cars...gee, james lowe sure loves those ford focuses

Lenny: wow homers got one of those robot cars!
(crash!)
Carl: one of those AMERICAN robot cars...

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